“Let’s play Catalyst!” said Jane.
“No, I am tired of that game. Besides, you always cheat,” replied Billy.
“I do not!”
“Let’s play Cyborg. You can even go first.”
“Ok,” said Jane agreeably.
“I’ll get the board.”
Billy ran to the closet, stepped up onto the first shelf, reached up and pulled down a brushed aluminum box. He walked it back to the living room smiling. The colored lights on the side had already started blinking. It had a pulse.
He pulled the lid off the box and laid the board and pieces out.
“Go get the tools,” ordered Billy.
Jane folded her arms. “You go get them, bossy. I’m older.”
“I’m setting up!” replied Billy, waving his arm across the electronic board.
Jane sighed and left the room, flipping her hair in annoyance while Billy continued with the plugs and cables.
“IT’S ON! HURRY UP,” said Billy.
“Here,” said Jane, shoving the box of tools into Billy’s arms.
Jane pressed her palm to the sensor pad, and after a series of beeps and flashing lights, her piece, which resembled a shopping cart with off-road tires, advanced three spaces.
“NEXT PLAY-ER,” replied the board.
“Ha!” said Billy, pressing his palm to the pad. His piece, shaped like a cartoon football player with guns, advanced four spaces, onto a silver square that began flashing blue.
“YESSSS!” said Billy. Jane rolled her eyes.
“AUDITORY AUGMENTATION,” replied the board.
Jane rolled up her sleeves and connected a black wire and clip under her left elbow and a red wire and clip under her right elbow. “Ok, try it.”
Billy pulled a scalpel from the tool box and slid it lightly across her extended index finger. He quickly looked up at her face. “Anything?”
“No, I can’t feel it. Go ahead.”
With the help of the board Billy slowly cut around Jane’s right ear. An articulated arm reached up from the board to collect the blood. The installation only took a few minutes. Jane unclipped the wires from her elbows. “It tingles!” said Jane smiling.
“How’s your hearing?” asked Billy.
“Wow! I can hear your heart beat! And I can hear Ms. Jones next door…she’s with someone else…I think they’re exercising or something. I can’t tell. It’s my turn, right?”
“Yep.”
Another three spaces.
“DEXTERITY DEVELOPMENT.”
“Coooool,” said Billy.
After a few minutes Billy examined his new hand. Having run out of supplies from the game board, they resorted to using pieces of nearby appliances.
“I wonder if mom will notice that your new hand slightly resembles pieces from the coffee maker,” said Jane.
“She never notices anything,” said Billy angrily as he folded his arms and scowls.
“Yeah. All she cares about is this house, with the stupid gadgets and sensors.”
Billy quickly typed some commands into the game board with the aid of his new hand.
“I have an idea,” said Billy.
“Me too,” said Jane, smiling in understood agreement. “I’ll get connected again; you find all the gadgets you can.”
The entire process only took an hour, and Jane only lost just over a pint of blood. New eyes, arms, a new leg, some brain enhancements, and of course, the new ear.
“This is cooool,” said Jane slyly. “Watch this!”
Billy wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked up as Jane lifted the remains of the couch up over her head.
“Wow,” said Billy.
Jane set the couch down and punched the air.
“I wonder what mom will think of her gadgets now!” said Jane.
“Yeah!”
“Hi-YA!” she said, then kicked with the new leg and made contact with the lamp, which blew apart into a million pieces.
“Oh no!” said Billy.
“Oops! I didn’t mean to do that!” said Jane.
“What’s wrong?” asked Billy. Jane stood with her head in her hand. Billy noticed some blue sparks emitting from a small tear in Jane’s leg.
“Ow. Billy, something’s wrong. I don’t feel ok.”
Jane ran into the kitchen and began crashing into appliances.
“What are you doing?” screamed Billy.
“I don’t know! I mean, I am not doing it! It’s the gadgets! The gadgets are doing it!!!” said Jane, who then crashed into the kitchen wall which, exploded outward and rained onto the hundreds of vehicles on the courseways. She fell backward through the hole. “BILLY!!!”
“Oh crap! Oh CRAP!”
Billy hastily scribbled a note to his parents. He considered writing “this is your fault, mom!” but thought better of it. He left the note on the kitchen table, then crawled to the hole in the wall and looked down, wondering where his sister was and how long he thought he should let her have all the fun.